We have been trying to decide which is better: being the Queen - or - The Pup.
So, the Queen Fluffy Butt, gets fed first, goes in or out the door before I do (and she doesn't have to sit and wait either!). She gets greeted before I do, and just in general does or gets everything first.
However, on the other hand, I get all the attention, and lots more cookies (training tool)! I get played with more, get more hugs and kisses, and I have more toys. Not bad, but I want to be first in everything, and no one will let me be first!
OK, so the Psycho Pup gets more attention, but she has to work o get it: sit, wait, give me your paw, etc. I don't have to do any of that. Oh, I will do it if they ask me, which they do, but no where near as much as the Pup. I just lay around all day, get petted when I give someone - usually Mom - the claw.
I eat first, and the food is always according to what I like - cheese in my kibble, YUM!!! I curl up in Dad's chair for most of the day, until he comes home, and I don't need to be crated when no one is home.
The Little Monster, gets into everything and she gets hollared at or put in time out - alot! They can't even take her for walkies in peace - she's always jumping and pulling. She never want to stop and check out all the smells. What kind of a dog is she?